Battle For The Ages, Fruity or Cocoa?

A nice Sunday morning, in the Bahamas eating a delicious bowl of fruity pebbles. Now imagine that but instead of fruity it’s cocoa. Congratulations, your day has been ruined.

This begs the question: what’s better, fruity or chocolatey? Which one of these sound like they would satisfy your taste buds more? Is it the rich dark chocolate that gives you the yummy brown milk at the bottom of the bowl? Or maybe it’s the vast colors that grab your attention and fill your tummy with butterflies? The kind of pebbles you eat says a lot about you. You know what they say, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. With that being said, eating the correct type of pebbles is vital to ensuring you’re going to have a spectacular day.

The debate that involves cocoa and fruity pebbles has been going on for years. It’s a war that has been fought long and hard, but no result has ever come forth. Today that debate ends. Fruity pebbles have many positives that will convince you, and if you’re not convinced, that’s a you problem.

To start things off, fruity pebbles provide an excellent source of vitamin D. It has 11 essential vitamins and minerals, and it’s a fruity way to rock. Now enough with this boring crap. It’s time to get down to business. If you’re a human and you actually eat cocoa pebbles in the morning (and this is meant in the nicest way possible), you have issues. Nothing that is chocolatey will ever beat fruity goodness.

Imagine eating a thick, dry biscuit. Now imagine eating that biscuit then proceeding to eat cocoa pebbles afterwards. Both the biscuit and the chocolate will suck the moist out of your mouth. You will be left feeling as if you’ve been in the Sahara dessert and haven’t seen water in 3 weeks. On the other hand, if you eat fruity pebbles with a dry biscuit, they two will equal each other out. It’s all about balance, and that’s a major life lesson. A nice glass of water and some cereal that tastes like apples and bananas is the perfect combination, as well as maybe a scrumptious biscuit as discussed earlier. Not only do we talk about taste here, but we also speak on presentation. The box for the fruity pebbles is very colorful and a pleasure to the eye. Meanwhile, cocoa boxes are brown, boring, and ugly. While eating you need something interesting to look at and fruity pebbles gives you just that!

The debate between the two flavors is settled, the decision has been made. You either choose fruity and happiness, or chocolate and dry, painful torture.  As said in the movie Forrest Gump, life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you’re gonna get. This isn’t the case with this brand of cereal. You will receive satisfaction and pure joy when eating fruity pebbles. No longer will we have to worry about which is better and why. This essay decides it all, and if anyone ever decides one day to buy cocoa pebbles, please, try your best to put as much space between you and this person as possible. It is not safe to be around those that think certain ways.